You know I really hate to pick on Lawyers so much, as I must write at least 20-30 articles a month on these scoundrels. It is not right for me to pick on an industry just because they are basically behind every negative event in our civilization. I should not complain or belittle our fellow ambulance chasers as you never know when you are going to need one to protect you from another lawyer you see?

You know kind of like the Mob, when they come to collect protection money and you say; protection from what? Then they say; From Vinnie here now pay up. It is almost like the lawyers are all from the same crime family species of sub-humans or something?

But I should not pick on them and I hereby apologize for the over 20,000 words of condemnation of lawyers I have written previously and for those I most likely will write in the future. But for today and at least for the next several minutes I am sorry and will not write detracting comments about lawyers, instead I would like to discuss their plain Jane, bogus business cards.

You know lawyers always have the most insidious; screw you type of business cards. Have you ever noticed, it is like we do not have to have nice business cards to get your business, because if you do not pay, we will sue you? If you do pay, we will take your money. If you avoid us we will find someone else to sue you, so take this ugly business card of ours and deal with it?